4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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