Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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