yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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