that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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