all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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