the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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