Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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