Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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