He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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