you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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