so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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