p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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