Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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