Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case

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(630): View more from Illinois

You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.

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(214): View more from Texas

Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.

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(509): View more from Washington

I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.

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(905): View more from Ontario

She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.

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