part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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