i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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