If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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