You really coming over, don't trick.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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