There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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