i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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