weddingsv make me drug and hornr
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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