We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Just invented taco cereal.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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