You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
