I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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