when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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