My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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