i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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