i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
two words...techno handjob
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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