Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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