He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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