kristin has been a bad kristin
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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