I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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