Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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