Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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