I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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