im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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