Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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