I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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