its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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