i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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