she looked like the before picture.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Boobs are out for the taking
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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