apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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