I just gift wrapped bread.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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