I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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