Whod you bang
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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