have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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