If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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