i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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