seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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