i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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