If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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