I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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