With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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