i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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