well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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